ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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