i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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