i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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