Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize