Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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