We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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