I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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