is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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