You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Randomize
