Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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