Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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