So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Randomize
