Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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