i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
you are never too drunk for berry picking
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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