I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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