When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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