I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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