You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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