I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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