please come you make the beer taste better
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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