I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he puts the penis in happiness.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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