We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
His hands were made for my vagina.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You've changed since you got that strap on
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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