i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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