Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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