your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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