What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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