doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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