So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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