Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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