where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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