And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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