And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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