And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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