ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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