I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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