Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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