she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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