Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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