I hate all girls vehemently.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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