pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Enjoy the penises
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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