spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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