is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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