just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
This is my gift to your gina
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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