I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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