oh god the rape fog is back!
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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