your thong is hanging out like whoa
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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