Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Holy sore nipples Batman
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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