I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
