Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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