At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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