Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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