the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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