We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Randomize
