i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
no you cant smoke seaweed
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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