oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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