Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
So vagazzling was a success
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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