Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Randomize